Gorillas and Glamour Shots

Usually when I write I tend to vent, but for some reason, I feel the need to relay some advice. It is not something that you have never heard before, it's actually very common, just a little different. A famous celebrity (we'll just call him Diddy) once said that "there is always someone trying to take your spot," and he was right. Everything that you do, every accomplishment that you make, and every goal that you reach will always be stalked by a gorilla. A gorilla, whose only goal is to dethrone you and take your place as queen of the jungle. It is up to you to be advised of this phenomenon because if you aren't a gorilla can and will replace you, especially if you are not "on your A game." You may be the fiercest feline in the jungle, but that doesn't mean anything if Mighty Joe Young has a plan. Admittedly, there are times when one's position in life should be usurped, but if that is to occur justly, the position must be filled by another feline of equal or greater value. Sometimes, however, nature does not work in an orderly fashion and you may look upon you throne and see, not beautiful, regal tiger, but a gorilla in a tube top. For this reason, you must be very conscious of the gorilla in the glamour shot.

This gorilla is just that, a primate, an ape, an Australian Swamp Monkey who has hit the jackpot. The only difference is this gorilla was able to excel where you may have fallen short. The glamour shot is even more simple. It it when the disgusting primate dresses itself up as something it is not. It passes itself off as strong minded, leader who will complement the king of the jungle, when it really just destroys his empire all together. The worst part about it is that the king will not realize it until it is too late. This hideous beast, a substantial downgrade from you, can and will single handedly ruin your way of life it you let it. So I implore you to always be aware. Handle your royal duties as efficiently and eloquently as possible because if you do not, your throne will become the host of a predator-like gorilla in a false glamour shot. Until next time... *SMOOCHES*